You know, I cannot wait until I become a professor, so that I to can write dribble and call it an essay. I can use inflammatory wordage and fallacies of logic such as Guilt by Association and Ad Hominum. I can declare that I am a Japanese, although I have no genealogical reason to claim this, and to blame an imaginary racism that Japanese have against me as the reason I cannot be accepted as a full fledge Japanese.
But before I can be a true tenured-loser, I must find a mentor. Ah, I must head to Colorado and study under the great Native American warrior Ward Churchill. I hope all the "Technocrats" do not try to prevent my rise to greatness.